A sixty year old man went to a doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, “You’re in terrific shape. There’s nothing wrong with you. In fact, you might live forever; you have the body of a thirty-five year old. By the way, how old was your father when he died?” The man responded, “Did […]
Toilet paper-Vampires and birthdays- Moronic Monday
What’s up lovely people? It’s here, Monday. No denying it. It’s basically laughing in our face letting us know it’s going to attempt to fall us like a huge oak tree onto a roof of our local happy spot. It’s our job to punch Monday in the throat/crotch and show it who is boss. I can’t help […]
Coffee and Testicles
And now I give to you another great joke from my Daddy. Subject: Coffee and Testicles at the US Post Office Coffee and Testicles at the US Post Office A Gentleman goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?” […]