Hi guys, it’s here, Monday. No denying it. It’s basically laughing in our face letting us know it’s going to attempt to fall us like a huge oak tree onto a roof of our local happy spot. It’s our job to punch Monday in the throat/crotch and show it who is boss. I can’t help physically assist […]
Thor bruised my Groin and my heart- Moronic Monday
Well hello there darling friends and a big juicy welcome to any new friends. Yep it’s Monday so you know it’s time to put on your wicked heels ( optional cleats) and rocket crotch kick Monday in the Junk. Every Monday I arm you with fodder against this evil day with the knowledge that I […]
Canada Hates me, the lines forms to the right
So today is Monday. Me and Monday have a long history of not getting along, in fact I am pretty sure Mondays have been out to kill me for decades, yet every week I fight the good fight and try to kick Monday in the junk. You may have noticed a hint during me […]