Well hello Monday you dirty Wench, we are here, we know you’re lurking about waiting to kick dirt in our eyes so you can sucker punch us in the temples and steal our doughnuts. But you need to know we are plentiful and we will fight back, eventually like around noon on Friday. To help […]
Toofless Saturday
So in honor of my broken tooth ( thanks M & M’s with pretzels you suck). My facebook friends showered me with many jokes. As they laughed with at me. Here ya go. BORG – Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using a vibrator? A: She has a chipped tooth TRACI […]
A space time differential
My husband is 6’4 his only request when we built our house was a bathtub he could fit in. Every bath in his life involved him having his legs on the wall above the faucets with his knees bent so much he could kiss his knee caps or give himself a black eye on his knee if […]