Please be advised that I have NO expertise ( despite what the massive spam on my site that I block says). Except I remain in the top listing in google for the search term ” epic asshattedness” NOT MAKING THIS UP. Google it. )(now I rank for several other horrific things including “robin willimas man […]
Flipping Awesome Friends
It’s Friday. I am breathing. That’s a double win in my book. Yes I look like I have been punched in both eyes by a world class boxer while simultaneously being stung by a thousand bees in each eyelid and being kicked in the face by a horse. Totally my bad. I promise 364 days […]
UPDATE ON MY CRIMINAL STATUS!
I have an update on my criminal status ! Remember the post from March 30, 2011, where I said, ” I’m probably not even a Criminal Maybe? ” NO? well here’s the link. Anyway it had to do with me teaching my kid to be a good Samaritan and helping out others and blah blah, and […]