It’s Friday YALL !! Break into celebratory song of choice. Insert cheesy Dance Moves here. I had to leave my house a couple times this week. (Which made my lawyers nervous.) In what could only be described as a punch in the uterus, I realized a push up bra and smile wasn’t enough to […]
Moronic Monday-Excuse me sir?
Hi guys, it’s here, Monday. With a nip in the air and it’s basically laughing in our face letting us know it’s going to attempt to fall us like a huge oak tree onto a roof of our local happy spot. It’s our job to punch monday in the throat/crotch and show it who is […]
Tell it Tuesday- Non Advice
Please be advised that I have NO expertise ( despite what the massive spam on my site that I block says). Except I remain in the top listing in google for the search term ” epic asshattedness” NOT MAKING THIS UP. Google it. I have been 3 and 4 for over 4 months. and now […]