I have a demon cat that has staff and hates me lives here. She is part of the Dr Doolittle affect of children. My kids thought there just weren’t enough beings to blame,mouths to feed things to love so they used to drag home everything with a pulse. Rabbits, mice, dogs, cats, fish, and puppies. […]
Spies and National Security
With the late breaking news of the Russian Spies and all this infiltration going on I thought I would share with you how this all came down. 2 weeks ago ( just before the Russian spies were busted). A key player in this event was my evil aloof and down right nasty lazy cat, […]
Today my cat spoke to me and it wasn’t in tongues.
My cat despises me, however today I was worshiped by her, all thanks to IAMS.