Well hello Monday you dirty Wench, we are here, we know you’re lurking about waiting to kick dirt in our eyes so you can sucker punch us in the temples and steal our doughnuts. But you need to know we are plentiful and we will fight back, eventually like around noon on Friday. To help […]
Witness Protection – Moronic Monday
Hi guys, it’s here, Monday. No denying it. It’s basically laughing in our face letting us know it’s going to attempt to fall us like a huge oak tree onto a roof of our local happy spot. It’s our job to punch Monday in the throat/crotch and show it who is boss. I can’t help physically assist […]
I can’t even begin to tell you people
how bad I want a freaking donut right now. I think that anyone who was genius enough to deliver hot fresh donuts would be a freakin billionaire… and honestly like my bud on facebook just said, you could probably even get classified as an emergency vehicle with lights, sirens and speed through lights if you wanted. […]