Come they told me, Barumbabumbum, to the party Barumbabumbum, we will have food for you Barumbabum, the finest liquor for you Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum. So I got dresssed up Barumbabumbum, we parked a van near their trucks Barumbabumbum, we smiled and hugged everyone Barumbabumbum, the food was good Lloyd ate 3 plates Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum […]
Tell it Tuesday Non Advice- Christmas Edition
Please be advised that I have NO expertise ( despite what the massive spam on my site that I block says). Except I remain in the top listing in google for the search term ” epic asshattedness” NOT MAKING THIS UP. Google it. )(now I rank for several other horrific things including “robin willimas man […]
Moronic Monday- Google wants me
Hey there and welcome back to another edition of Moronic Monday. Where I hope that you are so distracted by my epically moronic stories from my past ( or present) and it gives you that little push to go forth and battle the dirty wench that is a Monday. I have a new found faith […]