never ever light your farts on fire here is why…
" what the hell are you thinking???? didn't I tell you about the time I got busted smuggling kittens in…
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crew morale is becoming dangerously low. This could be my last update.
OH Lawdy y’all!
RUN!!! The end is near! We were so distracted by zombies we forgot every single post apocalyptic movie script (…