Kicking off the battle on the work weeks butt with another Moronic Monday. Where I reach into my past or present to share with you what a huge moron I am in the hopes that you will feel a little better about your day. So back in the day I was dating this guy I […]
Hi guys. It’s Saturday or as I will name it in the official journals of history.. “holy crap I can not drink until 7am and be ok the next day anymore day” or maybe just “shit I’m getting old day”. So for anyone unfortunate enough to have been on twitter last night (or this morning) […]
Today is the day that I burst forth out into this big world from my drunken moms gut to wreak havoc on the planet until I learned to feed myself in the wild and not drink out of the grown ups cups in my house. I have several decades of magically craptastic bdays, I blame […]
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