Wow it’s here, and although I wait for it with antica antica antica—-pation every week, I have had a couple run in’s with a Monday disguised on the calendar as a Friday. Nothing pisses me off worse. So dearest Friday be good to me honey, or I will shank you and hook up with Saturday. I have very important […]
My dad is FTW. Here’s what I woke up to. 1. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue. 2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. 3. Always wear stuff that will make you look good. 4. Drive carefully. It’s not […]
An open letter to marketing people. Dear Marketing People, Hi thanks so much for contacting me via email and more recently by phone. I really do appreciate the fact that you somehow found little old me in this great big world. I would say it was destiny but chances are you already hit up about […]
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