Well people some how we managed to barely survive another week. In light of our heroic efforts of making it all the way to not just any old weekend but July 4th weekend. This is a special edition of Funny Stuff Friday. I live in the land of “hell yeah” and “yeehaw” which means you can’t drive through my one horse town without there being 15 trailers selling fireworks between the tanning salons and churches. So get your holiday weekend on, but please use common sense and be safe.
In light of my recent all out assault on my person by nature really crappy luck, and vicious attacks by the small mishaps with the insect world, we have decided to stay home. ( which is stupid because all of the bad things happened to me here) My husband said if we went camping it would end like this.
this is how my camping trip would go.
So I suggested kayaking. We have this great spot we enjoy every year that has just a tad of white water. He emailed me this and said this would happen.
although mine is a river he is probably right
So I said well maybe we could just have a BBQ and Stuff maybe invite friends over or something..
uhm I think they are doing it wrong.. but that would be my luck
and I live were people would inevitably do things like this.
and again.. I am pretty sure your doing it wrong.
So I give up I will just stay home and celebrate this patriotic holiday by looking at stuff like this.
Now that's a Patriotic Celebration I can totally get behind. NOM !
Oh yeah I forgot my male readers… don’t say I don’t think about you.
this chicks flags a little bigger than Linda's was huh?
Ok people now go forth and have a rockin’ but SAFE holiday weekend…
God I miss living in the south. I really REALLY do. Nothing says God Bless America quite like a trip to the ER for 2nd degree burns to the bootay !
^^^^^^ and that’s not sarcasm. It all starts with “Hey Y’All Watch THIS!” – you know what I mean Peachy. 😉
yes.. yes.. I know exactly what you mean. Even more awesome is we don’t have to have a holiday to do these things, just more than 1 person and usually some beer.