Ok it’s Moronic Monday but I am ubber late posting and it’s not all the way done.
Why?
Oh because there is an ongoing criminal investigation going on in my house.
Yep.
We have 3 unsubs and we are waiting for some DNA back from the labs, paw prints are being processed and some of the unsubs are breaking under questioning but their stories are matching up.
Because I walked into the family room to see THIS
As you can see there is a mystery afoot, and as the lead investigator on this case, I will NOT stop until I have convicted the throw pillow serial murderer.
I have to go, I just got a anon tip..
I don’t know… Circumstantial or not, that cat’s looking pretty guilty right about now. See how it’s trying to look all casual & avoiding eye-contact?
Whatever you do…do NOT let the cat blame the dog. The damned dalmatian is way too stupid to pull something like this off…
yeah Vinny, I agree, but we have 3 unsubs here, so I will be posting their mugshots, stories and alibis along with the evidence over the next few days, think of it as mystery dinner theater but without the dinner.. There will be a twist.
Just be careful not to trip over the mess, we all know how clumsy you can be. lol
Maybe it was suicide?
Careful Peach. I know you haven’t forgotten what happens to people who make unfounded accusations…
Well from past experience…if its not peed on..the cat didnt do it…..just sayin..
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