As you know I frequently feature things my dad emails me on Wednesdays. He is the king of all email forwards in the Universe and at 78 he has lived many a wild times and had 3 wives and 4 marriages. ( Do the math). He’s traveled this world more times than I am years old lived and visited every exotic country there is and still introduces him self only as Joe from South Alabama Route 2.
We were talking the other day and he was name dropping all the famous musicians he played with and had dirt on each of them and then we moved over to talking all his old bars and then finally to women. I asked him why? Why he got married 3 times? When his Daddy was a Preacher and all 7 of his brothers and sisters married once and for life. He explained that he was just a man.
Then I got this in my email, he said this is what happens when men are left unsupervised.
Now that last one? Remember the time my husband busted out my van windshield with a kayak? I was there, trying to supervise. But Mensa man growled at me when I asked about it busting out the windshield so I shut up.
Just like I will now.
The Harley in the living room cracked me up.
And the problem with each of these photos is…?
@ Justin and @Mooooog35- yeah I was thinking a couple of these don’t look like unsupervised men they look like men that have been nagged into doing something so much they just said, OK you want me to do it fine… here. LOL
OMG, so very funny!!! I loved the Santa pic… Too funny.
men. . . ‘nough said
If it makes you feel any better, my Hubby broke the car window with a TV.
unless it was a rental TV no, because the kayak was rented and we have a cargo rack on top of the van.
First of all, as I man, I’d like to comment in an articulate manner and with upmost logic and intellect:
These photo points to evidence of Ying and Yang; Problem and Solution.
In the first picture, please notice that the fancy Persian rug was removed BEFORE this way-cool excellent
indoor donut spectacular was performed. Those black marks can be buffed out, lemon pledge applied, and
rug layed back down.
In the 2nd one, taking a clue from The Grinch that stole Christmas, “If I can’t find a reindeer, I’ll
make one instead!” Theodor Geisel (Dr. Seuss) was a genius! (high five with a chest bump!)
In the 3rd one, who doesn’t love the sheer hilarious humor of potty jokes! Plus one, my friend!
In the 4th one, in lieu of injuring his back, his arms, and perhaps even getting another type serious injury, this gentleman (and I call him that for solidarity) is using power tools to their utmost ability. This is man that wants to please his wife with a precision edged yard border that all the neighbors will admire and compliment him on. Some of us men don’t even thing that far out (but of course I do!).
In the fifth one, this is man satisfying two desires at once – remove the eyesore of a personal watercraft from the front yard AND driving a fuel efficient, earth friendly vehicle. Those big old trucks spew out tons of bad air, but this guy used his noodle!
So, in addition to kayaks and tvs in cars, I must send congrats to these fellows for their clever solutions to tricky situations!
ha.