Hi guys, it’s here, Monday. With a nip in the air and it’s basically laughing in our face letting us know it’s going to attempt to fall us like a huge oak tree onto a roof of our local happy spot. It’s our job to punch monday in the throat/crotch and show it who is boss. I can’t help you, but I give you this ammo in hopes it will be like Monday butt kicking red bull to help you through your day.
We all know I avoid rarely go into public, because it’s against my religion laywers advice.
I recently got in a huge fight- things were said ” like “
” I will rip your weave out” ( they said)
” Somebody hold my earrings” ( I said)
” you better step off” ( they said)
” you better have brought a lunch buddy this a lot of butt to be kicking” ( I said )
and then it just kind of got crazy from there. These aren’t quotes because my crappy photographic memory is in the shop but I am nearly sure that’s exactly how it started probably.
IN BREAKING NEWS-
I have just been informed there was a video of it, and they expect it to published on line sometime tomorrow night or wed morning. What this means is.
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
This also means that you are reading the writings of a full grown adult who has no right to be in public. ( probably why I have a bail bondsman on retainer at all times).
Do I really need to explain that I am a moron anymore people? Isn’t it really clear?
I hope that when this goes viral you guys like me enough to say nice things about me because I do not have the funds to purchase public support.
I will keep you posted but this was made for me and I can only imagine that it’s some type of movie poster/film trailer/ toilet paper lead in to what is about to happen.
- if you don’t know JC Little, your life is probably a little empty.
I have to go now. I have to meet my parole officer new Doctor in less than an hour and I still smell like a road kill armadillo.
So go out and Kick Monday in the Junk. Take my Epic Asshattedness with you as armor into battle and then report back. I can’t leave the house after they put my new ” ankle jewlery” on today.
xo
PEACH OUT
* Also I got an award from TheTameOne at http://thetameone.blogspot.com/ I will be adding it to the awards page and talking about it later, you really shouldn’t be late for these kind of appointments.*
I’m choosing to heart punch monday instead of a crotch shot or throat punch. Just a tad more dramatic as that fits my mood a little better.
Had to stop for gas on my way to work this morning…to fill my vehicle not because I was playing the asstrumpet…and it was so damn cold out I had to pee a little just to insure my whoha didn’t freeze…kinda made me cranky.
Happy Monday. Hope the new ankle jewlery has some bling.
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I can’t wait to see the animation…and I still want to pull your damn weave out guuurl!!
I am kicking Monday in the junk today since my favorite football team (the Steelers) is going to the Superbowl.
And I snorted at the duct tape. I have proof of it on my desk at work. lol
Monday can suck it like a fucking prom queen!
I can’t process this right now. You are definitely the queen of duct tape. Although I think your graphic should have represented wrapping paper but whatever.
Hilarious!! Looks like I’m gonna hafta do a little EPIC INTERVIEW with Peach about the ducttape story….
Meanwhile, please stand by for the explanation of the above image, on my blog, around 9PM.
if you don’t know where JC’s blog is go to http://www.theanimatedwoman.com WHERE NOT ONLY WILL SHE HAVE THE EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE OF WHAT WENT DOWN, but will also announce who didn’t win the t-shirt bubble contest.
Looking forward to learning the details of your throw down so that I will finally understand this post and related tweets. 🙂
http://www.theanimatedwoman.com/2011/01/battle-of-babies.html
THE EXCLUSIVE- YOU GOT IT HERE FIRST !
LOL!! Peach, you are cute as a duct tape baby, but kinda evil.
My life WAS empty until you cleared it and directed me towards the animated chick! I love it!! And you? Master of duct tape? You rule! I bow to your greatness!
Hey Jen! 1000’s of unexplained dead birds, ten times more dead fish, dead Egyptians and Tunisians… Got things right with God?
Hey Carroll ! My name’s not Jen. but why you want to go stealing my thunder on my scientific study paper I am doing?