Jello wrestling for a birthday present?

So yeah today is my husbands birthday. I refer to him as the Droid around here, and in real life.  He is a techno ninja, science geek extraordinare ,  math matician that speaks in binary, the father of  my children and my bud.  So for his birthday I flew home.  Woo hoo. yeah right?   But he wanted this.

yeah jello wrestling I will get right on that dude

There’s a higher probability of   the following walking thru our front door to sing him happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you, Happy WTF. bang bang bang, reload, bang bang

Which would totally have made him happy also… but I would have had to reload the gun cause, “negative ghost rider the pattern is full”

But this is acceptable.

Let them eat cake, but not here.

But see, he didn’t even get that.  Does that make me a crappy wife? Does that mean I don’t love him. Does that mean I don’t want an extravagant mothers day and birthday?  HECK NO.  I am a greedy narcissistic needy attention ho.  Bad news for him. He married me.  So deal with it.

However I did let him take a 4 1/2 hour nap today.  Which has been his birthday request every year.  And I got him this.

yeah I know.. it's a friggin dill pickle.

If it makes a differance it was from the Beau Rivage Casino and he loves a good dill pickle and I just don’t keep them in the house, so I thought that was nice.

Before you go all hating me and stuff.   I need you to know, one year he took me here for our Anniversary.

this is where you take the drunk chick not the wife ..

So Happy Birthday Droid. I hope you liked your pickle.