Yep it’s that time of the week where I pull a random post straight off my facebook account and share it with you. Remember if your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook you need way cooler friends. Also I have to tell you I am pretty sure this is the longest thread I have ever had, and it was a pretty innocent status update or so I thought.
NOW NEW AND IMPROVED WITH UPDATES THAT HAPPENED AFTER I POSTED THIS BECAUSE MY FRIENDS WERE SAYING THEY WOULD STAB ME IF I DIDN’T ASKED ME NICELY TO INCLUDE IT.
EVEN THOUGH THEY COMMENTED ON THAT FB STATUS AFTER I HAD WORKED TIRELESS TO TO COMPOSE THIS EPIC AND FUNKED UP POST.
I usually have 3 to 6 status updates a day, who knew?
I can totally feel the love..
and this concludes this weeks session of fun with facebook friends in Peachy land.
Please know I don’t edit or delete posts or comments off my wall. Also I have only actually met maybe 4 of these people in real life and am married to one of them. My on line friends and off line friends are awesome amazing, brilliant and yes obviously a bit twisted. That is why I love them like cheesecake smothered in vodka sauce served by Brendan Fraser. They make me laugh every day without fail.
PEACH OUT
THE UPDATED PART AS PER INSTRUCTIONS FROM MY KIDNAPPERS FRIENDS.
yeah it's like math only less stabby
and yes this thread was from yesterday but I was ordered asked to update it today since they continued talking,
this is the last update, I am blinking in morse code to you guys, SAVE ME
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The shower issues sure Brad it’s not like I haven’t had a goat in the shower before
OMG, this is hilarious!!! I love it!
You totally missed this morning’s comments. Ya didn’t give me enough time. I had to read 2.5 vampirewerewolfwitchdemon hot sex books last night a stole…..ummm, sorry….BORROWED from 4share yesterday. I got sidetracked. I was busy learning about interspecies relations. Please include the related posts. Or I’ll become homo-cidal and kill Brad.
Why does the Pony Lady hate me?
Okay, I’m not sure what to address first. That was like the Iliad of FB posts. Well, first of all, if you sign up for a Victoria’s Secret card, they’ll send you a card every month for free undies, then you can ditch the sappy, pine scented ones. I’m sure this will make both Lloyd and Brad very happy. But most of all, I’m sure it would make you very happy because really who wants to wear panties with tree sap?! And obviously the syphillis has already affected Brad’s brain. Someone send him some penicillin before he starts drooling. It’s like that episode of House where the old lady with syphillis kept hitting on House and he told her she was already nuttier than squirrel shit, and … what was I talking about? Oh yeah, and forward him some of those penis enhancement emails, it sounds like he needs them. And those weren’t leprechauns. They were crackheads (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8) so I doubt they were drinking vodka or whiskey. My guess would be moonshine made in the toilet of whatever abandoned building they were living in at the time.
Some of my very best friends are crackhead leprechauns.. dont judge… its either that or Hootervillians. KWIM?
@ Rachel ok so what your saying is me wearning some chick named vicki’s panties would make Lloyd and Brad happy? What about my own happieness.. I guess that just doesn’t count. Yeah I actually have never met Brad in person that I know of but it’s really clear that he is ” nuttier than squirrel shit”. thanks for the link far to awesome.
@MidwesternMamah what is KWIM?
@Brad Pony lady thinks that I can just slam a post up in 3 seconds at the last minute cause she is all Borg and stuff. Maybe if I were a real journallist or stayed at a Holiday Inn express but since neither of those things are true she thinks I have staff or a magic wand, and you know if I had a magic wand we would all be on the tropical island, except you Brad, yeah sorry but we would have a small swampy barrier island for the Syph folks.
@ThePony lady- yeah see what I said to Brad? working on it, my entire office is working on it.
@Twanya- yes I pretty much have the best ever facebook friends, and tweeple and all that stuff, they make my little world full of happy happy joy joy. Join us if you like
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So .. the Borg is assimilating you..forcing those updates?.Your morse sucks….
I am doing morse code with my eyes, man, with my EYES for crying out loud, can a hostage get a break here?
You are a Hostage. You will be assimilated and added to the collective. Resistance is futile.
and yet no help comes?
That was EPIC. Also? I married into a leprechaun family. Let’s hear it for hybrid vigour!!
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