Fun with Facebook Friends

Yep it’s Thursday which means, fun with facebook friends time. Yep this is where I tell you that if your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook then your doing it wrong. I have the bestest Facebook Friends on the planet. I lurve them like chocolate and vodka.

Randomly selected wall post to follow after this brief PSA.

So tomorrow ( Friday) is my birthday and I am having this totally kicking virtual birthday party where I am posting all the stuff you guys send me as virtual birthday presents.  I already have some but you still have time to send yours in.  Read here.

So now on with the show.

Oh uh, look who showed up to the party. Don't go all crazy on me dude.

he's a smart cookie to make that knowledge all public and stuff.

So there ya go.

Now in a daring and scary twist I am going to attempt math.  Please fasten your seat belts and keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle until it comes to a complete stop, the safety bar will release automatically and we ask that you exit to the right.

I have 1225 facebook friends on the above account,  then my blog facebook has like 50, and my combined twitters are around 225.
So if I added all that together I would carry the 1, and then move it over one point, oh shit I got a headache math sucks.   Let’s just say I got a few buddies, followers, stalkers whatever..  like a around 1500 people pretend to love me on some level.

So if 1/10th of those people participate in my bday party tomorrow that would be like 150?  Can I express to you people that I haven’t had 150 people collectively at every birthday party in my life. My birthdays have been like 16 candles but with no Jake.

Can I also tell you I have no where near 150 virtual presents let alone the 1500.  I would be happy with 20, can I get 20?  Seriously?  Awesome. Thanks, you guys rock, like so hard Aerosmith called and said they need lessons from you.

See you tomorrow woo hoo !

PEACH OUT.