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Coffee and Testicles

jokes from my daddy

And now I give to you another great joke from my Daddy.

 

 

 

Subject: Coffee and Testicles at the US Post Office

 

 

Coffee and Testicles at the US Post Office

A Gentleman goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”

He replies, “Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”

“Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?”

“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for one tour.”

The interviewer says, “That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment.” Then he asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”

The guy says, “Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my
testicles.”

The interviewer grimaces and then says, “Okay. You’ve got enough points
for me to hire you immediately. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00
PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am.  Plan on starting at 10:00 am
every day.”

The Gentleman is puzzled and asks, “If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00
PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?”

This is a U.S. Government job , the interviewer reply’s.

For the first two hours, the guys just stand around drinking coffee and scratching their balls.
No point in coming in for that.”

 

Bada Bing…

Thanks Daddy,

 

 

You guys go out and kick ass today !

xo

PEACH OUT

 

ThePeachy1: ThePeachy1 has been trolling around the interwebz since we were all in loin cloths with Monochrome TRS 80's. Mainly proud, often befuddled, but always amazed mom of 3 awesome kids and wife to "The" techo guru. When not missing vodka, friends, or wondering why more people don't appreciate the PJ lifestyle she can be found lurking everywhere on the web.