Walking to New Orleans

OH baby.  It’s a double Whammy.  It’s Freaking Friday my lovelies AND as a super bonus. I am headed to New Orleans.

I will be meeting up with some friends I have known since Moby Dick was a Minnow.   I will also be meeting people that have been friends on line and are a major part of my life.  Then I hope I will make some new friends.

If you are going to be there make sure to look me up.  I look just like all these freaking pictures of me all of this stinking blog, twitter, facebook.  So it’s not hard to find me.  More importantly I am the super loud obnoxious southern drawl chick.  Shouldn’t be too hard to find, if I were in Alaska.  But ha, I will be in New Orleans so good luck.

Would have been super awesome if my business cards got here,  the ones that say, ” writer, public speaker and unicorn trainer”    I was going to put zombie life coach on there, but hell, I seriously hate zombies and I wanted to put  zombie killer but then I thought having the word “killer” on my business card would just get my a  guaranteed  body cavity search by the big hand chick at TSA every single time.   Where I always get the ” random selection” anyway because apparently the ” soccer moms” are the a serious threat.  Or it could be the entire ” yeah you totally don’t look Thai thing.   Whatever.

If I seem to be rambling it’s because my brain left for New Orleans like 12 hours ago, it’s currently at the Cat’s Meow singing, ” Your so Vain” and “Love Shack” .   Only my body is here,  waiting on my kids baseball uniform to dry so I can lay it out for him because Bob knows if I don’t get it laid out there is NO FREAKING way on earth the Droid and him could get him dressed and to his baseball game at 730pm tomorrow night.  Geesh.     I would also like to Thank my brain for making sure the Prince and Droid have clean clothes laid out for the next 3 days but not packing a single thing for my trip.   In related news I found a wookie in my dryers lint trap.  That was pretty scary.  Also why do we trap lint?  Is it lint season?  Do we have a license to trap lint?  Is there a limit?    I am so confused right now.

Have a good weekend people.  Think of me,  smile, laugh, live, love and most of all,  leave a comment so you can enter to win a present from my birthday blog give away contest  it’s getting close.  Be excited !

XO

PEACH OUT