My Daddy strikes again with a laundry list of deep and profound things not only worth thinking about but passing on and then actually saying. I share these with you.
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It ‘s not whether you win or lose,
but how you place the blame.
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You are not drunk
if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.
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We have enough youth.
How about a fountain of “smart”?
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The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.
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A fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party.
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When blondes have more fun do they know it?
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LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS’ MISTAKES USE BIRTH CONTROL
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Money isn’t everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
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If at first you don’t succeed
skydiving is not for you..
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Have I told you people today how much I love my Daddy? I also want to send a shout out to my Cousin CeCe and her husband Frank he is leaving today for his 5th tour in Afghanistan. Yes he has volunteered again, yes he realizes that he may face a pay freeze and could be shot at or killed while not being paid a dime. His response was that he swore to be a patriot and to defend this country and it’s citizens with his life against terrorist domestic and foreign never did it mention a salary in his oath. I don’t know about you guys but I wish all sides of our government would take a lesson from people like Frank. Be Safe man and thanks for all you do.
Oh I love it when you post jokes from your dad!!!
Thank you Frank!! Stay safe!
Frank rocks!!!!