As you know I frequently feature things my dad emails me on Wednesdays. He is the king of all email forwards in the Universe and at 78 he has lived many a wild times and had 3 wives and 4 marriages. ( Do the math). He’s traveled this world more times than I am years old lived and visited every exotic country there is and still introduces him self only as Joe from South Alabama Route 2.
We were talking the other day and he was name dropping all the famous musicians he played with and had dirt on each of them and then we moved over to talking all his old bars and then finally to women. I asked him why? Why he got married 3 times? When his Daddy was a Preacher and all 7 of his brothers and sisters married once and for life. He explained that he was just a man.
Then I got this in my email, he said this is what happens when men are left unsupervised.
Now that last one? Remember the time my husband busted out my van windshield with a kayak? I was there, trying to supervise. But Mensa man growled at me when I asked about it busting out the windshield so I shut up.
Just like I will now.