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WTG Wednesday- Jokes from my Daddy

If you are a follower chances are you have been privy to my secret WMD (Wonderful Mulit- forwarding Daddy).. My daddy is 79, he is awesome. Some technology may elude him but there is one thing this man has mastered. He can forward 278.5 emails to all 822 people in his contact list 10+ times a day. His priceless passing on of humor from his veteran buddies, former county co workers and anyone he has ever met at a gas station in any state. Because if you meet him and your not a total asshat you are GETTING ON HIS EMAIL LIST.

ENJOY !
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seems a bit hard huh?

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While you think about those answers here are Fun Facts from my Daddy-

– Did you know that the liquid inside young coconuts can be used as plasma?
It can, and it was, during WWII. – So sayeth the Daddy.

-Turtles can breath out their butts.
Blow that out your nether regions.

-Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.
So watch your ass.

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wow, college did not prepare me for that.

There ya go folks. Take that from a 79 year old boy that quit school at 15 to join the military and go to war.  Seems maybe  there might be other ways to learn than sitting at  a desk 8 hours a day.

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ThePeachy1: ThePeachy1 has been trolling around the interwebz since we were all in loin cloths with Monochrome TRS 80's. Mainly proud, often befuddled, but always amazed mom of 3 awesome kids and wife to "The" techo guru. When not missing vodka, friends, or wondering why more people don't appreciate the PJ lifestyle she can be found lurking everywhere on the web.