Yep it’s that time of the week where I pull a random post straight off my facebook account and share it with you. Remember if your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook you need way cooler friends feel free to join us.
Remember the days of the posts I pulled each had over 100 comments. One was about me taking a shower, and one was about my cat suing me. Not that anyone could think it was ok to put aStarFleet Captain in a speedo but I did and it’s there so get therapy and move on. So here’s just a drop into my recent asshattery I hope that you will join us on FaceBook.
The other day I posted this picture of my weekend plans then for the fun of annoying people to death I tagged them in it even though they weren’t in the picture to make it just such a total riot. ( I hope you sense my sarcasm)
Here’s the picture
and then my facebook started off on point and then as usual it went a little “off topic”.
( which is probably the vodkas fault, or the fact I have the maturity level of a 8 year old)
Did you notice how I turned into an 8 year old?
Friends don’t let friends drink and type.
XO
PEACH OUT
*Unfortunately I had to actually edit this thread due to a very active commenting friend who deleted their account, turns out parts of the thread made NO sense because when she delete her account it removed her comments. I wish I would have figured that out before I spent 5 hours doing graphics and trying to figure out why thing seemed out of order or missing. But I didn’t so I am really tired now and have eye strain, possibly carpal tunnel and it’s pretty much her fault even though I love her dearly she just stole 5 hours of my life… I would like that back by way of you giving me 5 hours of cleaning. Bawahahha.
I’m more confused as to why your cat sued you for showering.
Maybe I should actually read those.
I actually find that facebooking while intoxicated makes communicating with my relatives more tolerable.
PS: The starship captains in speedos was extremely troubling.
I’m, like, totally going to re-activate my FB account for the sole purpose of “liking” Absence Alternatives comments.
I am seriously upset that I don’t have a like button on you guys comments, because you guys make it all worth it, the comments are always more hilarious than the post. LOVE IT !
shit dude, all you had to do was say “un-fucking-delete your account so I can have my blog shit make some damn sense!”
I’m very sorry 🙁
LOL. well know everyone knows who the culprit is