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WTG- Wednesday- Joke from my Dad and Bonus Weasel!

If you are a follower chances are you have been privy to my secret WMD (Wonderful Mulit- forwarding Daddy).. My daddy is 79, he is awesome. Some technology may elude him but there is one thing this man has mastered. He can forward 278.5 emails to all 822 people in his contact list 10+ times a day. His priceless passing on of humor from his veteran buddies, former county co workers and anyone he has ever met at a gas station in any state. Because if you meet him and your not a total asshat you are GETTING ON HIS EMAIL LIST.

But today you have the the

SPECIAL NEW AND IMPROVED BONUS WEASEL EDITION!

but first- your joke from my Daddy…

Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children

came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband
said two would be enough for him.
They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought
he`d put an end to things by saying boldly, “After our second child, I’ll just
have a vasectomy.”
Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted,
“Well, I hope you’ll love the third one as if it’s your own.”

Thanks Daddy as usual you are hilarious.  WAIT ! I am the third child?  Daddy?  Mom? ( don’t tell me, I don’t want to know. It’s too late in the game to be bringing in new team members)

Now as promised I give you the BONUS WEASEL!

Well Hello Weasel Momma

If you get a kick out of my Dad’s jokes or you like the Bonus Weasel I need you to do me a solid.

Weasel Momma was asked to GM to take a picture of her, her car and a famous landmark on Chicago for some photo contest thing.

This is what she sent them.

YEAH YALL SHE PICK ROSSI'S THE WHOLE IN THE WALL BAR!

That right there screams to me  BAWAHAHAH,  that’s a real woman!

So you can pay it forward and support the real folks by click here and 1 just click “vote 4 weasel momma”  you don’t sign up, you don’t give any info, you just click 1 dang button.  It doesn’t get any easier than that people.  Plus it ends today so go forth and promote the Weasel!

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ThePeachy1: ThePeachy1 has been trolling around the interwebz since we were all in loin cloths with Monochrome TRS 80's. Mainly proud, often befuddled, but always amazed mom of 3 awesome kids and wife to "The" techo guru. When not missing vodka, friends, or wondering why more people don't appreciate the PJ lifestyle she can be found lurking everywhere on the web.