WTG- Wednesday- Joke from my Dad and Bonus Weasel!

If you are a follower chances are you have been privy to my secret WMD (Wonderful Mulit- forwarding Daddy).. My daddy is 79, he is awesome. Some technology may elude him but there is one thing this man has mastered. He can forward 278.5 emails to all 822 people in his contact list 10+ times a day. His priceless passing on of humor from his veteran buddies, former county co workers and anyone he has ever met at a gas station in any state. Because if you meet him and your not a total asshat you are GETTING ON HIS EMAIL LIST.

But today you have the the

SPECIAL NEW AND IMPROVED BONUS WEASEL EDITION!

but first- your joke from my Daddy…

Some newly married friends were visiting us when the topic of children

came up. The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband

said two would be enough for him.

They discussed this discrepancy for a few minutes until the husband thought

he`d put an end to things by saying boldly, “After our second child, I’ll just

have a vasectomy.”

Without a moments hesitation, the bride retorted,

“Well, I hope you’ll love the third one as if it’s your own.”

Thanks Daddy as usual you are hilarious. WAIT ! I am the third child? Daddy? Mom? ( don’t tell me, I don’t want to know. It’s too late in the game to be bringing in new team members)

Now as promised I give you the BONUS WEASEL!

bonus weasel feature go vote for weasel momma

Well Hello Weasel Momma

If you get a kick out of my Dad’s jokes or you like the Bonus Weasel I need you to do me a solid.

Weasel Momma was asked to GM to take a picture of her, her car and a famous landmark on Chicago for some photo contest thing.

This is what she sent them.

Weasel Momma landmark photo challenge at Rossi's

YEAH YALL SHE PICK ROSSI'S THE WHOLE IN THE WALL BAR!

That right there screams to me BAWAHAHAH, that’s a real woman!

So you can pay it forward and support the real folks by click here and 1 just click “vote 4 weasel momma” you don’t sign up, you don’t give any info, you just click 1 dang button. It doesn’t get any easier than that people. Plus it ends today so go forth and promote the Weasel!

XO
PEACH OUT

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11 comments on “WTG- Wednesday- Joke from my Dad and Bonus Weasel!”

The Animated Woman says:

February 9, 2011 at 10:29 am

I’m so relieved; I’m the second child. *whew!*

leslie (crookedstamper) says:

February 9, 2011 at 11:01 am

Yeah – phew. I’m the oldest (eldest?), but my little brother, who is #3, does look different than the rest of the family. My Mom always told us his blonde hair came from her side of the family, but … hmmmmmm.

And I’ve VOTED! Yay, Weasel Momma!

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Nikki Rules says:

February 9, 2011 at 11:45 am

I think I woulda had fun hanging out with your dad. He sounds cool and funny and drunk most of the time which reminds me of someone else…

I voted, but Amy is kicking some serious ass!

daffy says:

February 9, 2011 at 11:58 am

Joke was fantastic! Certainly sounds like something that would get passed around my family and since I am the middle child I think I will share that little ditty with my father. I will enjoy seeing my sister’s face when he tells it at the next family function. clicked and voted for weaselmomma!

Justin says:

February 9, 2011 at 11:59 am

As always I love your dads jokes.

And I voted for the weasel momma.

A Vapid Blonde says:

February 9, 2011 at 12:35 pm

My Mom is the emailer and it’s usually something like a sappy poem…I love my mom but sometimes those things make me want to hurl.

ThePeachy1 says:

February 9, 2011 at 4:01 pm

Thanks for voting for the Weasel Momma- sadly she is in last place, our goal here is not to win but to NOT BE LAST LOL! share it if you can, even if you have to offer naked pics or something LOL. As child 3 I am now looking at family albums and wondering who the red headed guy my mom must have banged was. LOL.