Please be advised that I have NO expertise ( despite what the massive spam on my site that I block says). Except I remain in the top listing in google for the search term ” epic asshattedness” NOT MAKING THIS UP. Google it. )(now I rank for several other horrific things including “robin willimas man junk” and “justank beaver” I am so proud- click here and see.
Dear “Smuggling Hams” since you implied your formal was wrist and ankle length and not sheer, a good friend and a considerable amount of duct tape can give you that figure you’re looking for. Breathing wont really be an option nor will sitting, so just hang out with all the other blue faced standing ladies that look fantastic at the ball. XO PEACH OUT
Dear Fuzzy love- this isn’t really an answer, but uhm do you take that to a regular dry cleaner? What does the rental place do if you return it covered in ecto plasm? XO PEACH OUT
Dear Walk on the Wilder Side- thats sounds like a blast. Be warned though, if you can make up your own glue out of confectioners sugar and cream cheese. this will keep the tassels on as you move but when removal time is around GRRRRR.. Yummy! XO PEACH OUT
Dear Enough Already- I think 16 years old is considered VERY late term abortion. Not saying can’t find a Dr. I would call MJ’s Dr, or that Kavorkian dude. Or you know what? you could throw that momma curse on him and just hope his kids are just like him and then grin and bear for a couple more years. XO PEACH OUT
To the 12 people who wrote me asking if they could bury their ( spouse, coworker, child, mailman, boss, in laws) in the snow. I LIVE ON THE GULF OF MEXICO IS IT 70 HERE RIGHT NOW. But thinking ahead, I am assuming unless your Sarah Freaking Palin ( you’re not right) then your snow will melt and you WILL be busted. BAD BAD BAD idea. My neighbor the pig farmer says they eat everything but the skulls. I thinking of opening up a ” disposal” service but I would need a cool name.
XO
PEACH OUT
Also did you notice this cool button on the Side bar? “Heroes for Holden”
Now if you can NOT donate, then by all means don’t but if you can get the word out, share the badge, post it on your side bar, write a post about it, whatever then email me for the code to put on your site to link everyone up. beingpeachy@gmail.com
There are ways to get rid of the skulls, but you need a large amount of chemicals to do it.