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Non Advice- Tell it Tuesday

Please be advised that I have NO expertise ( despite what the massive spam on my site that I block says). Except I remain in the top listing in google for the search term ” epic asshattedness” NOT MAKING THIS UP. Google it. )(now I rank for several other horrific things including “robin willimas man junk” and “justank beaver” I am so proud- click here and see.

I feel bad because there are some peoples questions that are really insane long and I want to include them but posting would only up my ranking on the HLS  watch list,  make my entire following base seem a bit more than insane,  be further evidence for their loved ones during a committal hearing.

So here are some answeres to questions I just can’t post here.

Dear “Burning Need”-  No there is no circumstance that it is ok to use GoldBond for that. xo ThePeachy1

Dear “Can I” –  I am pretty sure you technically “can”,  but I think the questions you should ask are ” should I ” and  “may I”.  xo ThePeachy1

Dear “DayDreamer”-  actually that’s pretty stupid,  we all know unicorns are way way better than cats. Have you EVER heard of someone dying and their body getting eaten by a herd of pet unicorns?  NO.  That means cats are murders. Unicorns are just bad asses.  xo ThePeachy1

Dear “Fungus Amoung Us”-  yeah I am pretty sure he is lying,  you can catch a lot of stuff in NYC, but not from sitting on a tractor seat in a museum, and not that.  Head to the Dr, then the lawyer. xo  ThePeachy1

NOW  THE EXCLUSIVE I WARNED YOU ABOUT–

OK that’s it,  also yesterday  on Moronic Monday I explained that I got in a fight, it was public,  in todays world it was only a matter of time before it would get leaked to the media.  So doing just like Oprah,  but not like her at all since I am not a kabillionare and don’t have my own tv show, I decided it would be best to give an exclusive to a fair and balanced impartial  media source and offer my soul that it would be presented with me in a favorable light and since I can’t afford to purchase public support on this plight that everyone would just see my side and think I was a hero or a victim.

if you don't know JC Little, your life is probably a little empty.

The full story, misadventures and dirty laundry is aired.  Was it impartial?

Not sure.  You be the Judge.  ( remember you love me )
CLICK HERE FOR THE ENTIRE DIRTY STORE AND PHOTOS

(warning I admit up front I was fighting a guy, and he was wearing spiderman pajamas)

Now I have to go because I am trying to bedazzel my  new house arrest ankle bracelet, send glue sticks.

XO

PEACH OUT

ThePeachy1: ThePeachy1 has been trolling around the interwebz since we were all in loin cloths with Monochrome TRS 80's. Mainly proud, often befuddled, but always amazed mom of 3 awesome kids and wife to "The" techo guru. When not missing vodka, friends, or wondering why more people don't appreciate the PJ lifestyle she can be found lurking everywhere on the web.