Please be advised that I have NO expertise ( despite what the massive spam on my site that I block says). Except I remain in the top listing in google for the search term ” epic asshattedness” NOT MAKING THIS UP. Google it. )(now I rank for several other horrific things including “robin willimas man junk” and “justank beaver” I am so proud- click here and see.
The following are emails that I probably should have answered like 1 or 2 weeks ago, because I think they are time sensitive. But hey people you get what you pay for and this non advice is totally free.
Dear ThePeachy1-
My ex boyfriend works with a guy I really like. He has asked me to the company party which is famous for being rowdy and a bit crazy. I want to go with the guy I like but I worry I will ruin my shot with him if I get drunk around my ex. Our sexual chemistry was HOT !
signed,
Torn between 2 lovers
Dear Torn Between 2 lovers- hrm I wonder how that went, can you email me the fall out from this event possibly include photos or video? Did it look like this? xo ThePeachy1
Dearest Peachy,
Please help me, I love my kids 11 and 6 but they are monsters. Spoiled monsters. We are ok financially but by no means rich. They have the manners of gremlins and I can’t seem to get them under control. When I take away their iphones and laptops they just punish me by being nasty.
Help me,
The Doormat Mom
Dear Doormat Mom- Ttake them to Willy Wonkas place because all the brats get it in the end there. xoxo ThePeachy1
Hey Peach
My in-laws are coming for the Holidays, they never want to o anything other than sit around ” visiting” for days and days, I can only take so much. Also their visits are like a stab to my culture are I am Hispanic and they are not and make “NON funny” stereo type jokes but think it’s ok since they are also a minority. They are rude and treat me like a servant and complain if I speak Spanish or hide in my closet hoping they will disapear.
Esposa
Dear Esposa- My redneck neighbor says that pigs will eat everything but the skull. Then I was thinking, the skull would make a hella candle holder right? Set up an etsy right away ! xo ThePeachy1
photo credit tohttp://www.thisnext.com/item/09406863/2243A553/Pink-Skull-Candle-Holder
That’s it for this week my friends. Take care and feel free to send in any questions you might need non advice for. The general rule is 3 a week every Tuesday. BEINGPEACHY@GMAIL.COM