So I got dresssed up Barumbabumbum, we parked a van near their trucks Barumbabumbum, we smiled and hugged everyone Barumbabumbum, the food was good Lloyd ate 3 plates Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum
Then I had a drink Barumbabumbum, Then I had a drink Barumbabumbum, Then I had 5 more Barumbabumbum, next thing I knew I was on the floor Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum.
We haven’t opened the gifts they cried Barumbabumbum, I said I didn’t get you any so it’s fine Barumbabumbum they screamed and cursed at me Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum
Lloyd drove me home Barumbabumbum, he had to stop 2 times Barumbabumbum, the cheap liquor left me Barumbabumbum, when I passed out I had this dream Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum.
I was dating Optimus Prime Barumbabumbum, I asked him if he could be more Barumbabumbum, like a washer with a non rusty front door, Barumbabumbum, he got all screamy saying why you want to change me Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum
I was like because you are a transormer Barumbabumbum, do you ever have wierd dreams like this Barumbabumbum, it could have been the dip Barumbabumbum, I am too old for this shit, Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum
when we got home I woke up fast, Barumbabumbum, I promtply stumbled over our stinking cat Barumbabumbum, I fell into the tree lost my hat bruised my knee Barumbabumbum, I smashed a present but it was just a sweater, it will survive Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum Barumbabumbum
My family’s pissed at me Barumbabumbum, but that’s the norm you see Barumbabumbum, I have to stop right now Barumbabumbum, my head is pounding OOOW ! Barumbabumbum, Barumbabumbum, Barumbabumbum
and now. My Favorite Christmas Carol for 2010. It’s worth the 4 minutes because around 3:10 it gets insane !
yep, that pretty much sums up this year.
Happy, Merry, whatever this season means to you, TO You from me.