It’s here people the day I used to love more than cheap wine. Now I love my lazy comfy Sundays. But Friday is still in my top 3, and 3 out of 7 ain’t so bad.
What do you say? Let’s get a laugh on. mkay?
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A Cabby’s Halloween Kiss- via my Daddy
A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.’
She answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.’
‘Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.’
She responds, ‘Well, let’s see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.’
The cab driver is very excited and says, ‘Yes, I’m single and Catholic!’
‘OK’ the nun says. ‘Pull into the next alley.’
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
‘My dear child,’ said the nun, ‘Why are you crying?’
‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I lied and I must confess; I’m married and I’m Jewish.’
The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween party.’
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and now for some visuals that have been emailed to me by some of my Juicy Fruits. I have no clue as to who to credit for these photos since they were emailed to me, so if the picture is yours please write in and let me know . beingpeachy@gmail.com
From Amber O –
Yes we all know idiots can cause serious food poisoning.
- Fake it till ya Make it. Do you think thats his law school fin?
Wow, they are really serious about this rule.
I could use a sammich right now babe, but hurry up while it's still half time.
and that although funny is the stuff Eye Wash stations are made for.
OMG, I am laughing so hard that I’m not making any sound!! You know that laugh, right? Yep, thought so!!
excellent ! twas my goal. Well that or pee in your pants, or even snort your drink out of your nose. But I will take no sound laughing. Because that makes me think of Tom Hanks Bath tub scene in “The Money Pit”
Oh my. My side now hurts from laughing. I am sending you the bill for the morphine drip I am now on.
Bwwaaahhhhaaa!! OMG – too funny. I know better than to drink anything when Im over here.
@Justin, Miley and Holly- I am guessing that my readers are following some sort of plot/story line on my regulars because they actually mailed it in dedicated to you guys LOL. Justin please send the Morphine drip bill to Sex Goddess Czar, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500.
Oh. my. goodness. You’re right. I AM famous! That’s way too cool.
OH so glad I’ve learned to put down the coffee and swallow anything in my mouth before arriving here. Still laughing…
Glad to hear you enjoy it Marti.
1600 Pennsylvania ave huh? Is that the address for Monika Lysnky (or however the fuck you spell it)?
@ Justin- it’s monica lewinsky and no, they made her go and make purses a couple presidents ago, you can catch her ass on QVC. If I would have known the promise of a DNA stain, I wouldn’t have thrown out all my 80’s clothes.
Ah nothing makes me hornier than women in 80’s clothes.
is it the leggins and the bra under a lace shirt? or the big hair and rubber band bracelets?
All of the above.
I should send you some of my old modeling pics. ubber 80’s my kids laugh at them and say I look like a dork.
This 80s fetish explains so much about our first date…
and you are shocked when my readers dedicate pictures to you guys, you’re better than a soap opera. LOL
Seriously. We went to go see an 80s band at a bar.
This also MAY explain why I have a bunch of old (some call them “vintage”) clothes still in my closet.
That’s funny shit, almost as funny as our last Facebook exchange. Catch you here next week for more laughs!
Have a great weekend Nikki !