WE MADE IT !!!! In light of the fact this has pretty much been a week full of Monday’s I am super excited that Friday is here, and it’s not just any Friday people. It’s a Holiday Weekend Friday.
So I have some funny’s for you but first on a serious note. I am going to attempt to camp this weekend. Apparently already living in the backwoods where a paved road is a “city stuff” is not enough like camping. So I am taking the Prince and we are going to camp with Paw Paw and Grandma at a State park with paved parking spaces which is actually less like camping then where we live.
To prepare for this event, on Thursday I did a couple scary things.
1- I set up my twitter to go to my cell phone via txt msg
2- I set up my beingpeachy facebook to go to my cell phone via txt msg
(* please note I can’t be sure but I may have sent out pics from my phone? or it could have been gas)
3- I drove my Daddy’s FREAKING HUGE RV to the State Park so we could set it up today.
Also fun fact. 6/7 Truckers driving through my state do not feel the need to button their pants. the 7th one isn’t wearing any. Aren’t you glad you don’t drive a vehicle big enough to look down into a cab of an 18 wheeler on a daily basis. Yeah me too.
So here’s a joke from my Daddy hope it get’s your funny bone geared up for the long weekend.
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A Cajun Shrimper wants a job cleaning up the oil spill, but the BP Foreman won’t hire him until he passes a little math test.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. ‘Without using numbers, represent the number 9.’
‘Without numbers?’ The Cajun says, ‘Dat is easy.’ And proceeds to draw three trees.
‘What’s this?’ the boss asks
‘Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,’ says the Cajun.
‘Fair enough,’ says the boss. ‘Here’s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.’
The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. ‘Ere you go.’
The boss scratches his head and says, ‘How on earth do you get that to represent 99?’
‘Each of DA trees is dirty now. So, it’s dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.’
The boss is getting worried that he’s going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, ‘All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.’
The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, ‘Ere you go. One hundred.’
The boss looks at the attempt. ‘You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!’
The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, ‘A little dog come along and poop by each tree.. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which make one hundred.’
The Cajun is now the new supervisor.
Here is your first question, the foreman said. ‘Without using numbers, represent the number 9.’
‘Without numbers?’ The Cajun says, ‘Dat is easy.’ And proceeds to draw three trees.
‘Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine,’ says the Cajun.
‘Fair enough,’ says the boss. ‘Here’s your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99.’
The Cajun stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. ‘Ere you go.’
The boss scratches his head and says, ‘How on earth do you get that to represent 99?’
‘Each of DA trees is dirty now. So, it’s dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99.’
The boss is getting worried that he’s going to actually have to hire this Cajun, so he says, ‘All right, last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100.’
The Cajun stares into space some more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, ‘Ere you go. One hundred.’
The boss looks at the attempt. ‘You must be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!’
The Cajun leans forward and points to the marks at the base of each tree and says, ‘A little dog come along and poop by each tree.. So now you got dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which make one hundred.’
The Cajun is now the new supervisor.
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And here’s a video but you have to swear to watch it to the end or you will think it’s some type of animal cruelty or something.
Go tear up this weekend like it’s nobodies business. You guys rock, I love and thank you all I hope this brought a quick smile to your face.