Yep it’s that time of the week where I pull a random post straight off my facebook account and share it with you. Remember if your facebook doesn’t look like my facebook you need way cooler friends.
Last week the simple status -” I just took a shower” had 94 hilarious comments. My facebook friends are remarkable, twisted, sly, smart, and I think they all have a zombie apocalypse action plan. Last week after a series of horrible comments on other peoples blogs, and jumbled tweets. I did what anyone once would do. I looked for a patsy to blame it on. So I wrote a blog post about how it was my cat’s fault. Next thing you know the heated match debate involving a fictional I hope restraining order on me making, info session would begin including lawyers.
One important fact to consider is that NONE of these people have EVER actually met one another.
I-AM-TYPO-QUEEN !! ( sing to Iron Man tune)
Sometimes even I get lost in my own status message.
this got ugly fast, my cat lawyered up.
How do my friends know this info? Never mind.
You keep friends like this close. Really close
I have never been called Habitual but it sounds kind of hot. updating resume
last comment, typo from the lawyer, woo hoo. about time
who needs E-Harmony anyway.
and BAM it took a hella set up but I met my quote of slams.
Baby names? Cool to know Rachels read to jump on Brad, I mean board
Shane. much like the statistician at High School basketball. I thank you.
I like to think my universe is wavy like BonJovi's slipper when wet album cover
and then {crickets} because all my friends are brilliant and Mensa material they steer clear of any Parallel Universe comment. It’s part of the vow of discloser/ gag order we have. Don’t want to scare the little people.
I have to tell you guys, you almost got a shorter post, but not from my wall. From my local news. I spend days lamenting that I breath the same air the people who comment.
So that’s it’s, head out and onward. Remember if your facebook friends are not this cool then you will probably need to friend some of them. But block your grandma and creepy Uncles, because I hear that’s a real drag.
Okay, when I started reading, I was all “Aha! That’s what it was about!” But then by the time I got to the end, I had forgotten what we were talking about again. Except now I’m thinking about what if Civil War generals WERE drag queens, what would their names be?
I keep blocking my creepy Uncle Fester, but he keeps finding me.Its always the same thing with him “come sit on my lap.” I may need to get the number of your cat’s attorney.
Wow…I made your Facebook post two weeks in a row. I must be pretty special. I KNEW my SAT scores were rigged.
Damn, Peachy. I may have to start paying you referral fees.
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Ok, I’m not gonna lie. I only read about 10 of those comments on that thread. I don’t know what yall do for a living, but how on earth can you spend that much time on the book of faces? I’m jealous. I used to have a call center job with the cancer society and could have used fb then, but FB HADN’T BEEN INVENTED YET. Yes, that’s how old I am. So old that I was sure I was gonna marry Michael Jackson when I was in fourth grade. You know, when he was black? Yeah. This Justin Bieber thing weirds me out, especially now that I see Donnie Osmond next to him like that. Ewww!
uhm I think we are all “self employed” or “writers” ( I heard those are 2 different things in some states). Not sure never really asked them all what they do, just love them for the sick twisted funny people they are.
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