I would like to thank whoever pulled Cleatus and Bubba and their mule off the inertwebz lines so I could be back. Yes I survived almost 24 hours without the interwebz it was lonely and scary. Luckily it’s back, I’m back and woo hoo It’s FRIDAY !
So this morning my lovely screeching invention of nerve rattling paranoia woke me up by going off over and over and over again.
Here are a list of some of the warnings that may or may not have come screeching out of this little box of fear this morning. Sever Weather Warning, Severe Thunderstorm Warning, Tropical Storm Warning. Wait ? What?
Ok so I am half asleep with this thing blarring in my brain that we are obviously in peril even though the weather looks great. They keep saying Tropical Storm Bonnie Warning.
So logically my mind thought of this.
But wait, it’s Tropical Storm Bonnie, that’s a chick.
or maybe this..
But it’s a little storm so maybe it will be more like this.
But as we all know living on the Gulf of Mexico you should always be prepared because mother nature can be a spiteful hag. So run through your check list and get it all done now.
and of course everyone has to head to the store to get supplies. So I am going to head out and get our canned crap food just in case and maybe some batteries or something who knows. Because whether it’s a Tropical Storm or Tropical Storm Troopers I want to be prepared, and it never hurts to have extra batteries laying around. {wink wink}
Have a great weekend everyone.
PEACH OUT
Make the run to the gas station now.. and fill up your gas containers too. We both know when the shit hits the fan, bitches get stabbed for gas.
If I still lived there, Id be doing the same thing.
I can NOT find my friggin light saber??? How the hell will I thwart off a tropical storm trooper warning without my light saber? ARG
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All of a sudden, I have a burning desire to join the empire.
You have many of the qualifications, there’s a wait list due to the hiring freeze and the new death star is way over budget, but I can put a word in for ya.