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Toofless Saturday

So in honor of my broken tooth ( thanks M & M’s with pretzels you suck).

My facebook friends showered me with many jokes. As they laughed with at me.

Here ya go.

BORG – Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using a vibrator?
A: She has a chipped tooth

TRACI – Yo mama’s got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

SHANE- What’s the best time to go to the Dentist? 2:30 … get? 2:30 = tooth hurty!

TRACI – A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, ” Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished? “The dentist replies ” Sure you will! “The patient replies ” Great, I couldn’t play a note before! ”

IRENE- Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

TRACI – So this rabbit hops into the dentists office and says he has a chipped tooth he’d like repaired. The dentists says, fine, I’ll just start by giving you a little novacaine. The rabbit says oh you can’t do that, you see I’m the Ether Bunny.

IRENE- What does the dentist of the year get?…A little plaque

TRACI- Q: What is a man’s worst nightmare?
A: A hooker with a chipped tooth & the hiccups…

ANISSA- What did you do breathe hard again? ( that’s an inside joke)

so have fun and laugh at me.. I am currently figuring out how to deal with M & M’s… I know I wont be eating them unless I cut them open first.  Go ahead and put your jokes in the comment section.

Have an awesome weekend.

PEACH OUT.

ThePeachy1: ThePeachy1 has been trolling around the interwebz since we were all in loin cloths with Monochrome TRS 80's. Mainly proud, often befuddled, but always amazed mom of 3 awesome kids and wife to "The" techo guru. When not missing vodka, friends, or wondering why more people don't appreciate the PJ lifestyle she can be found lurking everywhere on the web.