Toofless Saturday

So in honor of my broken tooth ( thanks M & M’s with pretzels you suck).

My facebook friends showered me with many jokes. As they laughed with at me.

Here ya go.

BORG – Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using a vibrator?
A: She has a chipped tooth

TRACI – Yo mama’s got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.

SHANE- What’s the best time to go to the Dentist? 2:30 … get? 2:30 = tooth hurty!

TRACI – A patient sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, ” Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished? “The dentist replies ” Sure you will! “The patient replies ” Great, I couldn’t play a note before! ”

IRENE- Why did the guru refuse Novocaine when he went to his dentist?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

TRACI – So this rabbit hops into the dentists office and says he has a chipped tooth he’d like repaired. The dentists says, fine, I’ll just start by giving you a little novacaine. The rabbit says oh you can’t do that, you see I’m the Ether Bunny.

IRENE- What does the dentist of the year get?…A little plaque

TRACI- Q: What is a man’s worst nightmare?
A: A hooker with a chipped tooth & the hiccups…

ANISSA- What did you do breathe hard again? ( that’s an inside joke)

so have fun and laugh at me.. I am currently figuring out how to deal with M & M’s… I know I wont be eating them unless I cut them open first.  Go ahead and put your jokes in the comment section.

Have an awesome weekend.

PEACH OUT.