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what the stars really say

astrology, what the signs say

once upon a time in a land far far away, the stars aligned and I was born. Woo hoo and thanks mom and daddy.  and eww… ok in other news I got this spam thing telling me my horoscope and thought wow, I should break this down.

It’s the end of the week and the end of the month. ( No ! really? Thanks for the alert? ) The Moon in mutable sign Sagittarius gives us the flexibility and energy we need to finish those administrative tasks. ( Dude I totally thought it was that snickers and redbull… REDBULL REDBULL. I LIKE REDBULL DO YOU LIKE REDBULL? )Of course, discipline is not a well-developed quality in Sagittarius. ( Clearly one look at my hips or house will show I have no discipline I don’t need you reminding me thank you very much jerkola) Plus, the Moon flirts with easy-going Venus. If you become distracted and get off-track, laugh at yourself and get back to work.  ( what the heck do you mean I get distra…  OH MY GAWD look at those shoes. holy cow, those are so cute, but they do not even look good with that skirt, what was she thinking, but I love that purse. and I had a purse one time that was so cute but I left a candy bar in it and it melted and I was dating this guy that played for the dolphins and… what was I saying? )This is where the Archer’s sense of humor comes in handy. ( Archers? WTH?  I don’t know nothing bout shooting no aarrows miss scarlett…)
ThePeachy1: ThePeachy1 has been trolling around the interwebz since we were all in loin cloths with Monochrome TRS 80's. Mainly proud, often befuddled, but always amazed mom of 3 awesome kids and wife to "The" techo guru. When not missing vodka, friends, or wondering why more people don't appreciate the PJ lifestyle she can be found lurking everywhere on the web.